Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Cavalier on Steroids-Congressional Hearing Rumored

Some of the rumors are true... the faithful old Cavalier sustained an injury.

I never would have done it just to make her bigger and stronger, but with the auto doctor saying this injury could be career ending, it looks like she may have resorted to steroids. Here she is today...make your own judgement.

Now, the rumor is that I may have to testify before congress. After all, this is my second brush with steroids. You may remember the Personal Finance Guru story in March 2007 (see My Blogs on right) claiming that I had used steroids on dollar cost averaging. But, I want to make it clear that I didn't do it to cheat. I was just trying to keep them doing their job.

Now, I just need to get together with some of my friends in the oil business and get the price of gas dropped a couple of dollars a gallon. What? Now my lawyers are whispering in my ear that maybe I should avoid that subject...never mind, guys!!

Well, if there is nothing else, I need to make a call to Bear Creek Auto Undertakers to see if they can dispose of the evidence. What? I should avoid that subject as well? Anyway, if there are no more questions I'll just be going about my regular business.


nemattox said...

Whoah - is that your new car?!


max said...

Indeed it is. But is it a Chevrolet, Cadillac or a Ford? One thing is for sure...it has a lot more room.